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How do you get rid of a bad case of The Hics? Brother, I don’t know about you, but in my neck of the woods it’s all about the junk science techniques. Yes, when your diaphragm starts spazzing, it’s time to keep cool, keep calm, keep collected, and try one of these:
1. The Backwards Sip. Tilt your chin to your chest and drink upside down from the wrong side of a glass of water. Wet bangs, stinging eyes, and a drippy forehead mean you did it right. 2. Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice. Some people say eating a spoonful of sugar or gargling with sugar water helps. Hey, any cure that sounds delicious works for me, so I say give it a shot. While you’re at it, try scarfing a couple Kit-Kats for that bum knee and chugging a few cans of Coke for that eyelash stuck in your eye. 3. The Surprise Attack. This is when you think some one scaring you will frighten the hiccups away. Of course, popping a paper bag behind you or clap ping in your ear isn’t going to cut it. No, this only works when somebody shoves you off a tall sky
scraper ledge onto a properly rigged-up safety net forty stories below. 4. The Deep-Sea Diver. Fill your lungs up, pop your belly out, and hold your breath as long as possible. If all goes according to plan, your face will look hilarious to all your friends.